*wraps self in to burrito of sadness*

gggggoodnight friendssss

sharonosbourne:

I’m 72% water 200% emo

(via fag-patrol)

nostalgiacancer:

We as a society really need to stop romanticizing the idea of “needing” romantic partners and “not being able to live without them” because it is incredibly unhealthy and leads people to wind up in unhealthy situations of dependency or feeling dependent and not thinking to change that mindset because it seems romantic

(via crutal)

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

(via gay-humanbones)

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via inan-aonar)

brandnewswastikas:

Lying your head on a girl’s tummy like it’s a pillow is good luck because it means that you are lucky enough to lie your head on a girl’s tummy like it’s a pillow. 

(via yrbutt)